The idea of a homosexual relationship has not appealed to me for the most part, and in all truth, I am much more a man who is straight with some minor gay leanings than vice versa. If I were to say I have not fantasized about explicitly homosexual intercourse and other sexual acts I would be lying, though I wish to make it clear that for every fantasy related to men in my mind there exists about 1000 ones about women. Sorry fellas, I know I've turned the greater portion of you homo, but alas it is not to be.

Well, I am not discounting the possibility of a gay relationship in my future entirely, to do so would be foolish. We can however, develop a probability, and right now that probability would be about 1/100 or so (I'm talking out my ass here *shrugs*). Who knows, maybe I will indeed find a one in a hundred, a Mister Right so to speak, but for now I'm content with dealing with the waves of Misses who go by the name of "I Have Certian Attributes That Appeal to Upstanding Citizens Such As Aiden Skogheim Which Men Typically Do Not Possess" Once again, I apologize fanboys, but my brain is hardwired to prefer womanly figures over manly ones, discounting most of you from the run before I even speak to you.

Furthermore, I would like to comment on gay pride, an irrational, idiotic waste of time that has contributed nothing to society as a whole that can be considered a net gain. I see it this way, if a person approaches you and starts dogging on you being effeminate, go ahead and give them hell, but dont you dare knock on my door and start giving me bullshit about how we should embrace chemical imbalances that we have no control over. I am sick and tired of this rampant sub cultural trend, it is almost as annoying as environmentalism and makes about as much sense. If you really love being gay, go ahead and find someone gay to party hard down under with, why do anything else? Should we really care about the gay community as a whole? No! We should care about what the implication of being gay has on us (if you are gay that is). Of course this is purely a subjective taste, but come on people, make love, not annoying social movements!

On a lighter note, school is going well for me, my girlfriend came over last Friday and we had a lot of fun just messing around. Unfortunately my plans for attending homecoming fell through, Emily will be unable to attend due to domestic politics in relation to her behaviour (a.k.a parents), she also cannot email or talk on the phone for the foreseeable future. The thing is though, as long as I get to see, embrace, and show my affection for her, even if only for a couple of minutes, I'll be fine. (I love you Emily) <3

SHOUT OUTS

Leo: Hi, catch me on IM if possible please.

Kevin: Hi, hows the pizza in your opinion?

Emily: As said above, love you. <3

Dev: Hi, heard about you and Elke, cool deal.

Alishia: Hi, hopefully the 8th grade isnt being a shit-fest for you, good luck and all that jazz.....

God: Wait, you dont exist.

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